unbetiredable

two quick thoughts on women:

1. i think my life will always and invariably be

linked/tied/broken up/kicked off/pulverized/magnetized/resplendetized

by girls named katherine/kate/katie

(note that resplendetized is a made-up word but

fuck i wanted it in there!)

2. carly rae jepsen, in writing "call me maybe"

essentially took what may have been a

one in hundred/thousand/ten thousand

shot for guys everywhere (maybe girls too)

and turned it into a fucking catchy as fuck pop song

that you won't be able to get out of your head

as you start saying "hey, i know this is crazy", etc.,

and you will just start laughing and saying "nvm, l8r lol"

fuck i need to get to bed at a reasonable hour 

ps i think it would actually be enjoyable to go to a
baseball game with a girl

noted