i know this sounds crazy
but sometimes i peruse reddit threads
that are along the lines of
"ladies, what is the best way you've ever been asked out?"
(which come up once every week or so)
just in case i get in so much trouble with pat
that i actually have to ask her out again
for her to like me
and the only way to do that is if i made some sort of
grandiose romantic gesture
i realize this scenario is far-fetched,
yet i legitimately believe this could happen
ive been cooped up at home for a couple of days now
and im already feeling the pervasive wanderlust
that comes every time i spend time here
fortunately i find it so beautiful around here
that i dont consider this a complete waste of time/
a bitter retreat to some hellish dirt hole
erik is coming in tomorrow
looking forward to long nights of
beer/diet ginger ale/snacks that mrs. hart feeds me/skip-bo/doing nothing
i won't get to this tomorrow i suspect
so here goes:
have a very merry christmas, friends and family and close ones.
i hope that your year was filled with as many joyous occasions
as mine was.
if anyone was half as lucky as i am to have all this in their lives,
well they would still be one lucky son of a gun.
and a very special merry christmas to a certain
lovely lady who seemingly endeavors to be living in a zip code
far away from mine;
in the days that i strive to dodge the capricious
nature of livelihood,
i count the stake you made for my heart
as a generous sign of what i can be.
thank you for everything.
now go bugger off, all ye who read these words,
and be with the ones you cherish the most.
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